“From this day forward, I will jog everyday”

And he ended up eating at McDonald’s.

Yesterday he wanted to eat the blue mussel. So he tooke them from the freezer and boiled them. They didn’t open after five minutes, nor after 10, nor after 30.

He asked google
“can you freeze the mussels” 
and he answerd
“yes, you can”
Well, Pena could not. The blue mussels died. And they stank. So don’t freeze blue mussels!

If it is not clear, here are a couple of zoomed croped parts of the photo:

Nice

“Pena! Pena! Wake up!” he shouts and starts shaking Pena.
“Hey, why are you here? I have told you not to come here, unless something ultra-mega important is up, haven’t I?”
“That’s true. Something important is going on. I have stolen the most delicious sunflower seed. And I thought, that I should share with you…”
“What did you do? Sunflower seed? Let me see it!”

With a large smile on his face grabs Kepler into his left pocket. Then he grabs into his right pocket. The smile on his face fades away and his face turns sad. In desperate moves he is searching the other three pockets. Nothing. He starts crying.

“Hey! What’s wrong? Have you already eaten it?” asks Pena.
“I think I lost it in Alaska”
“In Alaska?”
“I think so… We have to fly to Alaska. Luckily I have my parachute with me. Let’s go!”
“But I don’t have any parachute nor a plane nor a flying carpet.”
“But you have your mattress. Hurry up!”
“My mattress doesn’t fly!”
“It flies! Just concentrate and it will fly.”

Saying that he grabs Penas mattress and pulls it. He runs downstairs dragging the mattress behind him. He opened his parachute and started flying. After a couple of seconds Pena jumps on his mattress and… nothing.

“It does… fly”

The mattress starts flying very fast. In couple of minutes they were over the ocean and in another four minutes they reached Alaska. They landed on the snow. Pfuu, it was cold. Kepler was a little bit happier.

“I know where the sunflower seed is. Follow me!”

After 1 km they stopped. Kepler looked at the sky.

“After I stole the sunflower seed, I took a horse to come to you. And for one second I looked at the sky. The horse stumbled and I remember that on the sky there was exactly one cloud… like this one” he said pointing to the only cloud in the sky.

Kepler started digging. They dug a huge hole. And they found it. There it was. The most delicious sunflower seed. Kepler was aglow with happiness. He took the seed, broke it and gave Pena one half of it. Kepler ate it. Pena put the sunflower seed on his tongue and started chewing.

“Bleah! Bleah…” He spat the sunflower seed.
“Mine is rancid!”

Gigi was traveling by train and was very concentrated on her papers. She is interrupted by a person, who seemed to be mentally disabled:

“How many stations are still up to Bad Arolsen.”
“You are in the wrong train. This train goes to Weimar.”
“Ahaa.”

He went away. It was a little bit awkward that he came so near to Gigi, but Gigi thought that he has some mental problems for sure. Gigi couldn’t concentrate on her papers any more and she was thinking to go to the person and tell him, like a good Samaritan, that he should get off in Weimar and wait for the train to Bad Arolsen. As she was thinking, the train stops, the doors open and she sees a hand grabbing into the purse and run away with the wallet. She jumped up:

“Hey! hey! he stole my wallet!”

Luckily the ticket inspector and another old woman have seen the whole situation. Gigi and the ticket inspector went tot the police and after an hour the old woman called the police and informed them that the man is sitting in a pub. The police manged to arrest him and return the wallet to Gigi. Except for two euros, there was everything there.

He had indeed and handicapped ID, but judging by the way everything happened, it seems that he planned it. And Gigi, innocent, was thinking to help him…

“How did the persons, who previously lived here, heat the apartment?”

“Don’t worry. It will be warm enough. You won’t need to heat these two rooms.”

Should I rent it?

The funny part was, that Gigi was the only person in the room, who was a native German or English speaker.

Upssss! No goal! Play on!

“The train is leaving, the train is leaving! I am missing the ICE to Frankfurt!”

I was in sitting in the train that goes between Kassel and Korbach.